You know your life is screwed up, when...

• you are in the office at 20:00
• you drink cold tea, when you want hot coffee
• you program in Visual Basic 6.0
• you start stupid discussions, so that people would talk to you
• you read De Sade and wonder why they called sadism after him
• you drink alcohol cause it is the only way to avoid thinking
• you regret you drink alcohol, cause you can't write poems as you used to
• you think those poems were bullshit anyway
• it was your bullshit and you like them with all your pathetic within
• you think about moving to an island
• you hate people, but can't live without them
• you hate yourself for being a part of the people
• you wonder if people hate you for being one of them
• you have a blog
• you hate your blog, so you hide it once in a while
• you have at least 3 forum memberships, but people hate you there either
• you think you are smart
• once in a while you understand you are not smart at all
• you love cats
• cats don't love you
• accept for one which you reckon would sign under this list, if it could read
• you smoke
• you defend smokers, so you know it is shit
• you hate people you judge your smoking, but offer no substitution
• you like cartoons
• you like romantic comedies filmed in 70-ies
• you have at least 3 persons you avoid
• you know they don't really care about you, and it hurt even more
• you know what is the difference between expressionism, impressionism and modernism, though you think "Black Square" combines all art of last 10 centuries
• you can pronounce the name of the Icelandic volcano
• you are still reading this list
• you have pen-friends
• you talk with them about philosophy
• you know details of political situation in >5 countries, but never voted
• you read bash.org.ru
• you watch "House M.D."
• you still think that feelings are a good thing even if they are one-way
• your MSN/ICQ/Gtalk is always in "Appear Offline" state
• you don't shave unless you have to
• usually you have to
• you think the best way to start a conversation with a girl is "Have you read last book by Murakami"
• you haven't read last book by Murakami
• you know who Murakami is
• sometime you wish to witness a catastrophe
• you just need a mirror for that
• you think there are at least 5 items you could add to this list...
• those 5 items are about you...